Today my fiance came down to join me for lunch. As we were settling the bill she pointed to my AIGA card and asked: “What the hell is that, your Perv card?” I laughed and said: “Wull yeah, what the hell else would it be?”
After a few careful alterations, here is how she made it official.
Please notice where it now says PROFESSIONAL PERVERT.
All this fun, thanks to the gal I am going to marry. Thanks Dut Co.